In case anyone else is having as much trouble figuring it out as I did, these sculptures are, in fact, gigantic, and not just really close to the camera. —TX
A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.
oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
SOMEONE MADE A COMIC
BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to…
Hmm, I never thought about the princesses thing this way… I always took it as something broader, that a woman is not whole without a man… I mean, I am aware that women like this exist, but I’ve never met one, and heard about them mostly through criticism of such people. I don’t recall any positive opinions about them.
I just keep seeing this disproportion around me, mostly in my family, and can’t help being annoyed about it. Everyone whos opinion I know seem to consider it an obvious thing that a man can’t cook. Like when my cousin was getting married she was collecting various recipies from my mom and other aunts, because from now on she’s gonna be cooking for the family, obviously (that’s the gist of her words). And everyone takes it for granted that a man needs to have food cooked for him. It most likely isn’t the whole picture, it might be just around me, but this disproportion annoys me. Because the women, on the other hand, can handle both the everyday household jobs and changing lightbulbs or assembling ikea furniture.
tl;dr I’m not trying to say that everyone needs to know how to do everything, ‘cause that’s impossible. I just wish people would split their tasks basing on their individual skills and preferences, not solely on the basis of their sex. And that they’re split as equally as possible.
God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.
And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.
And some hair straighteners.
it seriously works! *bookmarks page*
A Russian tank manufacturer has unveiled a new tram design that it plans to start mass-producing in 2015. These beautiful pieces of engineering will hold 190 to 270 passengers and will be able to traverse on even the older, worn out Russian tram tracks.