ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?
#before the films came out this is what i thought it looked like #like his scar doesnt even look like a scar in the films or offish illustrations it looks like a scratch #i think its cool to imagine his scar being very conspicuous and deep idk (via parmachkai)
I love this, the way it looks like his head was split open and then healed back jagged and wrong. Reminds me of how there’s a little bit of Voldemort’s soul hiding within that scar.
Also yeah, the movie scar just looks like a weird little ‘N’ scratched over his eyebrow. IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH
Head cannon accepted.
How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
They hired him because he was stuck on the planet and they didn’t want him running around unsupervised. Not that they were particularly successful; he escaped the hospital he was being held at via a wheel chair.
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
Bisexuals are not confused
BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
idk im kind of confused on taxes??
BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS
LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE
You look after him for me.
#MAX IS EXCITED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS EXCITED#MAX DOESN’T UNDERSTAND YET#HE’S JUST HAPPY IN HIS LITTLE DOGGIE HEART BECAUSE EVERYONE IS HAPPY#GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING FRIENDS GOOD THINGS ALL ROUND#BUT HERC KNOWS#THERE WILL BE A MOMENT AFTER MAX HAS GREETED RALEIGH AND MAKO BACK AND BARKED AND WHINED AND SLOBBERED HAPPILY ALL OVER THEM#WHEN HE’LL START LOOKING AROND THROUGH THE CROWD AND CONFUSION WILL GRADUALLY SETTLE IN HIS LITTLE FACE#AS HE BEGINS TO REALIZE THAT A FUNDAMENTAL PIECE OF THE WORLD IS MISSING#THERE WILL BE DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AFTERWARDS WHEN HE’LL JUST WALK AROUND AIMLESSLY#AND NIGHTS AND NIGHTS AND NIGHTS WHEN HE’LL SIT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR TO THEIR QUARTERS LONG AFTER HERC’S TURNED IN#AND HIS EARS WILL PERK UP AND HIS STUBBY LITTLE TAIL WILL START WAGGING AND HE’LL WHINE WHENEVER HE HEARS FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE#AND HERC WILL SAY ‘C’MON MAX’ TRYING TO COAX HIM INTO BED#BUT MAX WILL SLEEP ON THE COLD HARD FLOOR#AND TEN THOUSAND BLANKETS AND TEN THOUSAND SQUEAKY TOYS AND TEN THOUSAND BELLY RUBS WILL NOT CHANGE THE FACT#THAT THE FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE ALWAYS PASS HIM BY#(EVENTUALLY HE’LL NEED NO COAXING HE’LL CLIMB INTO BED QUIETLY)#(AND SETTLE DOWN AND SIGH A GREAT BIG MISERABLE DOGGIE SIGH WHEN HERC SCRATCHES HIM BEHIND THE EAR)#(AND HERC WILL SMILE SADLY AND SAY ‘I KNOW BOY. I KNOW.’)
WOW THIS IS THE NOPEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL MORNING THANKS A FUCK TON